you spend a good deal of your life performing and thinking you can live off in later life: - having someone mouth the words "Hi, I'm ________. This is my regular voice." - speaking over them in dub stylee.

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septeen When, in your supposedly "crucial" six week test in history, you and your friend get bored enough to hold an alliteration competition to see who can write the most alliteration in one sentence. Marks for prose, readability and number.

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51X Pop quiz, Hotshot. You're out of milk. You're out of sugar. You want tea. What do you do? What do you dooooooo?   Answer-you make Black Tea. With two teabags. You then ask the person who just made a Pot Noodle if you can have their Soy Sauce. You then stir it in with a paint-flaking pencil. You wait for it to cool. You drink it all.   You spend the rest of the day feeling very sick, but very proud.

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IIIII Not only do you start drawing burning people on your desk at the end of exams, but you start correcting the grammar of other people's graffiti, and updating their disgustingly Matrix-esque cod philosophical phrases; E.G. "What we do in life echos in eternity." "But what we do in exams doesn't" "Men were given wings to fly." "I wish I could use mine." And my favourite piece of ruminance, culmulating after years of careful thought and consideration... "SATS r Sh!t." "Sits are shat"

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5 You finish your chemistry exam an hour early, and start making origami boats out of the periodic table. With shark, and anchors, and men overboard. Called the H.M.S. Indium.

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Vier You finish your music exam and start doodling lots of burning people onto the desk in front.

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No. 3 When you keep adding sugar to your tea just to see EXACTLY how much it takes to give you diabetes.

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